She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
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Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
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