I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
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On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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