Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
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so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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