And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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