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I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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