lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
is wine microwaveable?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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