Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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