did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
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I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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