Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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