why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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