the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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