haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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