what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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