He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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