sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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