Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
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Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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