Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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