just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
as a side note pls kill me
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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