I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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