Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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