Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
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The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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