at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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