Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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