Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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