Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
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some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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