The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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