I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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