Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize
