I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
that may or may not have been my penis.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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