I have demons in me.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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