your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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