hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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