I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Randomize
