I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
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I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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