NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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