very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Shame - the story of my life.
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