That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I AM VODKA MAN
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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