I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
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"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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