I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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