how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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