Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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