you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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