Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
