She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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