do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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