what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm passing your future prison.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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