Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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