why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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