Nicole vs. Life
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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