D3 body, D1 cock
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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