It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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