i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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