he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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