So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
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Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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