can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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