She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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